Feb 20, 2013

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5 Helpful Tips To Improve Your Dining Experience

February 19, 2013 By  2 Comments
Funny news: A smiling server ready to have their soul saved.
A smiling server ready to have their soul saved.
Looking to get the best possible service at a restaurant? Here is just a few helpful tips to make sure your next dining experience is magical.
1. Always snap your fingers at the server
This makes the server feel needed and will guarantee that you get your order as fast as possible. The more snapping, the faster the service will be.
2. Bring as many children with you as possible
While dining out it is important to let the server know that they are a part of your family. If the server’s name is Dave, have the children call him ‘Uncle Dave’.
A crying infant at the table is always a good idea. A good server will know exactly how to help, thus making him or her feel important. This will also reassure them that they are truly a part of your family.
As for budgeting, one plate of food can usually feed 10-15 children. This will keep your expenses down and make for a fun bonding experience.
3. Leave pamphlets about Jesus Christ
A good server will always appreciate your attempts to save their soul from eternal hell-fire and damnation. Also it is important to note that most servers rarely leave the restaurant that they are assigned to. Any information about the outside world is always appreciated.
4. Do not leave a tip
This is a big turn off and will appear clingy. Remember, you have already attempted to save their soul. There is no reason to include monetary gratuities on top of that.
5. Leave your table as messy as possible
This will give the server more time to meditate and collect his or her thoughts while clearing the war zone that you left at your table.
Follow these five simple tips and you are guaranteed to have the most enjoyable dining experience of your life!
Paul Horner
Super Official Action News Team
Super Official Action News Team
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Feb 5, 2013

indian coastguard


Jobs – www.indiancoastguard.nic.in.
Applications are invited from unmarried male Indian nationals possessing educational  qualification and age, as prescribed below, for recruitment to the post of Yantrik in the Indian Coast Guard, an Armed Force of the Union.
Name of the Post : yantrik
Pay Scale : Rs.5200 – 20200/- + GP Rs.2400/-
Qualification : Matriculate and three years Diploma in Mechanical /Electrical/ Electronic Engg. with 60% in aggregate from an education board recognised by Central/State Government. (5% relaxation in the above % for sports person of National level and wards of Coast Guard uniform personnel deceased while in service).
Age : Born between 01 Aug 91 to 31 Jul 95. (Upper age relaxation of 5 years for SC/ST and 3 years for OBC candidates).
Selection Process : Written Test, Physical Fitness Test (PFT), followed by Interview.
Training : The basic training will commence in Aug 2013 at INS Chilka followed by sea training and professional training.
Documents to be Produced : Shortlisted candidates through ‘Online’ application will be called for test at given date and time. Candidates are required to appear at the Venue with the following documents. Original educational certificates will be returned after verification.
(a) Two copy of pre-filled online application.
(b) Original certificate of tenth class for date of birth verification.
(c) Original mark sheet and certificates of three year diploma.
(d) Proof of identity such as passport, driving license, voter I card, college
ID card or any other photo identity proof.
(e) Caste Certificate (if applicable) in original as per Govt of India format.
(f)  Ten recent colour passport size photographs.
(g) Character certificate (issued six months prior to exam/interview).
Application fee : NO Application fee (Applies to all Category)
How to Apply : Candidates are required to apply ONLINE. After successful Registration Online Candidates are required to print two copies of the application with number generated by the system.  Both copies of the print out of application duly signed with photograph are to be carried by the applicant to the recruitment centre.
Important : Out of the above two copies, one copy enclosed with photocopies of all required documents i.e. class 10th certificate/mark sheet showing date of birth,  diploma certificate showing percentage of marks, caste certificate wherever required and games certificate duly attested by the Gazzetted Officer shall be carried by the candidate and submitted at the examination centre. Second copy without any enclosure is to be kept with the candidate as an identity proof during the selection procedure.
Last Date for ONLINE Application : 14th February 2013
To Apply ONLINE : http://www.joincoastguard.org/
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West Central Railway


Exam Detail

West Central Railway

Position: Scouts and Guides Quota
Eligibility: ITI
Location: Bhopal, Jabalpur, Kota
Last Date: 22-Feb
Job Details
Post Name : Scouts & Guides Quota
 
Qualification/Educational Criteria: Candidates who wish to apply for this post must posess the following skill and criteria: 10 th pass / ITI / equivalent from recognised board.
 
Age Limit(in yrs): Interested candidates who are appearing for this post should have the age of 18-33 years.
 

How To Apply
Interested or desired candidate may complete their application along with Date of Birth, Qualification, Experience and Postal address with respective certificates and relevant document should reach to the Following Addresses: 
 
Jabalpur Division  - Divisional Railway Manager (P)'s, Office , Recruitment Section, West Central Railway, DRM Office , Jabalpur (M.P.), PIN 482001
 
Bhopal Division - Divisional Railway Manager (P)'s Office , Recruitment Section, West Central Railway, DRM Office , Habibganj, Bhopal (M.P.), PIN.462024
 
Kota Division - Divisional Railway Manager (P)'s Office ,  E.D. Section, West Central Railway, DRM Office , Near Railway Station, Kota (Raj.), PIN. 324002

 
 
Receive Latest Job Alert on mobile by sending sms On SarkariexamAlert to 9870807070.
 


About West Central Railway
The newly carved West Central Railway Zone with its headquarters at Jabalpur comprises of Jabalpur and Bhopal divisions of erstwhile Central Railway and Kota division of erstwhile Western Railway. 
 

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The Google Science Fair


The Google Science Fair



It's your turn
to change
the world

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The Google Science Fair is an online science competition open to students ages 13-18 from around the globe. We're looking for ideas that will change the world. To get started, all you'll need is a Google account.


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