5 Helpful Tips To Improve Your Dining Experience
A smiling server ready to have their soul saved.
Looking to get the best possible service at a restaurant? Here is just a few helpful tips to make sure your next dining experience is magical.
1. Always snap your fingers at the server
This makes the server feel needed and will guarantee that you get your order as fast as possible. The more snapping, the faster the service will be.
This makes the server feel needed and will guarantee that you get your order as fast as possible. The more snapping, the faster the service will be.
2. Bring as many children with you as possible
While dining out it is important to let the server know that they are a part of your family. If the server’s name is Dave, have the children call him ‘Uncle Dave’.
While dining out it is important to let the server know that they are a part of your family. If the server’s name is Dave, have the children call him ‘Uncle Dave’.
A crying infant at the table is always a good idea. A good server will know exactly how to help, thus making him or her feel important. This will also reassure them that they are truly a part of your family.
As for budgeting, one plate of food can usually feed 10-15 children. This will keep your expenses down and make for a fun bonding experience.
3. Leave pamphlets about Jesus Christ
A good server will always appreciate your attempts to save their soul from eternal hell-fire and damnation. Also it is important to note that most servers rarely leave the restaurant that they are assigned to. Any information about the outside world is always appreciated.
A good server will always appreciate your attempts to save their soul from eternal hell-fire and damnation. Also it is important to note that most servers rarely leave the restaurant that they are assigned to. Any information about the outside world is always appreciated.
4. Do not leave a tip
This is a big turn off and will appear clingy. Remember, you have already attempted to save their soul. There is no reason to include monetary gratuities on top of that.
This is a big turn off and will appear clingy. Remember, you have already attempted to save their soul. There is no reason to include monetary gratuities on top of that.
5. Leave your table as messy as possible
This will give the server more time to meditate and collect his or her thoughts while clearing the war zone that you left at your table.
This will give the server more time to meditate and collect his or her thoughts while clearing the war zone that you left at your table.
Follow these five simple tips and you are guaranteed to have the most enjoyable dining experience of your life!
Paul Horner
Super Official Action News Team
Super Official Action News Team
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